My boss on why Mormon girls should go on lots of dates . . .Boss: You know Aubrey, you're a cheap date.
Me: Excuse me?
Boss: Well, you don't drink.
Me: Thats true. Water with a lemon.
Boss: Most women drink Martini's til the sun comes up.
Me: What's your point?
Boss: You'd think a cheap date like yourself would get more dates.
Me: Gee, thanks!
Boss: I'm just sayin'...if I were one of those boys, I'd be buying you ice waters all night long.
Me: I'm flattered.
5 comments:
Ha, that's great. And so true. (And good call on the lemon, can't do ice water witout it.)
oh my gosh i'm still laughing about that one.
i know, seriously, and we don't get the martini flab! i don't understand how in a world of skinny-obsessive girls, they can slurp that stuff all night. :)
lucky boys that take us out!
LOL!!! So hilarious!!
Sounds like sexual harassment to me!
Well you see anonymous...my boss is acutally gay. Thanks though.
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