"Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."
"I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic!"
"How come we can't ever have just like a salad?"
"Silence brothers! This is the worst lunch I ever had."
"Eagle powers... come to me! Please."
"My life is gooooood. Real goood."
"Summon your Eagle Powers!"
"Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?"
"You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day!"
"Those eggs were a lie, Esqueleto. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! The give me no nutrients!"
"Your only job is to cook. Don't you realize I have had diarrhea since Easters!"
"I'm not listening to you. You’re crazy."
"I think me and my friend are ready to go pro!"
"I am a-singing at the party. I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party. Everyone is dancing, happy party."
"They are just niños, trying to release their wiggles."
"I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast."
"These are my recreation clothes...they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find... his... nucleus."