My boss on why Mormon girls should go on lots of dates . . .
Boss: You know Aubrey, you're a cheap date.
Me: Excuse me?
Boss: Well, you don't drink.
Me: Thats true. Water with a lemon.
Boss: Most women drink Martini's til the sun comes up.
Me: What's your point?
Boss: You'd think a cheap date like yourself would get more dates.
Me: Gee, thanks!
Boss: I'm just sayin'...if I were one of those boys, I'd be buying you ice waters all night long.
Me: I'm flattered.