Hooray, it's over! I can have my Monday nights back! I think this season goes down in the books as "The Worst Season In Bachelor History." Not only was Jake the most boring human being ever, but he picked the he/she, the most unfortunate looking of all 25 women offered to him. I just don't get it. I'm thinking of submitting this picture to the FAIL BLOG. What do you think? Epic FAIL indeed!
Ok, I am so pathetic. I actually cried during last night's episode. I know, I'm ridiculous. In the middle of Tenley's dismissal, my friend Tristen looks over at me and is like "Girl, it's NOT real!" Why do I have such a hard time remembering that? I guess I just shared in the pain of feeling rejected by someone you thought loved you. Poor Tenley. I hope she realizes she's better off without him!
Moving on....while I'd like to sit here and rip on Vienna for being an ugly, googly-eyed tranny, I just can't (well, I guess i kinda just did. Ooops!) Of course I think Jake is an idiot for choosing her, but hey, it's his choice, not mine. I don't think I'd mind her so much if she let ABC do her makeup the way they did at the final rose ceremony. It's amazing what a little under eye concealer, champagne colored shadow, some eye liner, and jet black mascara can do for a girl.
Enough about that. How about the "After The Final Rose" show? First of all, I feel so bad for poor Tenley and her embarrassing "Oh you smell so good comment." Not a good idea. But she looked pretty. Real pretty. And I loved when she put Jake in the hot seat and the audience roared with approval. Stupid Jake. You go girl!
Okay, so WHAT happened to Vienna Sausage? She still looked like a "tranny" but dang, that girl dropped some pounds! And got new eyebrows? And a new do? Way to go Vienna. Still unfortunate, but a little easier on the eye. I woke up this morning ready to drop a few lbs myself.
So have you heard the latest rumors about the controversial couple? Whenever I hear a rumor like this I just laugh! I have a very viable source who shared with me that in 2 weeks Jake will be releasing a public statement announcing his break up with his dearest Vienna Sausage. Hahahahah! You get what you deserve Jake. Have fun on dancing with the stars!!! We all pray it doesn't look anything like that little street romp you had with Gia in NYC. You know what I'm talking about! Man was that painful.
I'll see you back here next Tuesday for a re-cap on the Jason Mesnick wedding. My friend Shauna (who worked on the set of the wedding) shared a little sneak peak from the LA event. Apparently it rained. Alot. Hahahaha!!! I still don't like those two.