Maybe the dead dove was just a foreshadowing of what was to become of Naomi on tonight's episode of The Bachelor. Maybe Naomi's "psychic" mom could "see into the future" and asked the producers to have the dead bird scene as a "sign" of things to come. She must've "known" Eva Mendez, I mean Naomi, would be the next to go. I'm just sayin. Stranger things have happened. Like Jason being reincarnated from his former life as a Mother? Excuse me, what?
Tonight's Bachelor episode was no disappointment! Of course my love for team Jillian was fortified as together she and Jason toured the Canadian countryside and fell deeper and more madly in love with each other. Okay, so maybe it's not quite like that. But I still think the two make the best pair. Although, most of my friends disagree. They're team Melissa! And she's great too. Just not as great as Jillian. I think in the end they'll see it was all part of the PRO-cess so that Jason could learn more a BOAT both girls and find OAT that Jillian is the only one for him. SORE-y BOAT it girls, but it's true. Right MUM? Gotta' love the Canucks.
I don't think there's much to be said about Molly. I mean, no sense in spending an entire paragraph talking about a girl that's going home next week, right? Sorry Molly. You had to have seen it coming. Really? You didn't? Oh sad. Best of luck back in Michigan. You're a cute girl. You'll find someone great.
Poor girl. Hope she'll be okay because next week's episode of The Bachelor is gonna be a doozy! The dumper and dumpee, DeAnna Pappas, returns in all her bitter, regret-filled glory, and whatever it is she has to say to Jason has him fleeing the scene in tears. I can't stand the heartache or the suspense! What do you think she has to say to him? I'm dying to know what you think!