Welcome back friends to another incredible season of The Bachelor. Commentary courtesy of yours truly! The world feels complete again, doesn't it?
So what did you think of last night's premiere episode? Impressed? Nah, me either. I think it's fair to say that only "nice guy" Jake Pavelka could make a season sappier than a Jeffrey Osborne video (cue fog machine and butterflies). Is it strange that a few of the my friends actually missed Wes? "That bird has no foot." At least there was entertainment folks!
So how about them ladies? I think they are definitely gonna bring the drama this year! And you know how I love me some drama! From a scandal involving a producer and one of the bachelorettes, to a lesbian love affair, it's almost too much to handle!
As for my favorites, I'd have to say I'm Team Elizabeth from Nebraska (from the neck up...if you know what I mean), Team Ali, and Team Tenley. I just have a good feeling about them. I'm thinking they'll be in the top 5. Haven't been wrong yet!
And before we're done can we please talk about the horrible representation from Orange County this year? Seriously Michelle? Just twenty minutes into the first night and you're already crying? Stop it right now.
Oh and Jake, please put your shirt back on. You're a pilot, not a mile-high spokesmen. You're scaring the children. Good luck to you in the coming weeks. And as for the rest of you, see you all back here next week for another exciting week on The Bachelor!