Tuesday, January 12, 2010

{ The Bachelor: "Come To Papa..." }

...I'm sure were the words used to lure Ms. Rozlyn Papa for the first "staffer scandal" in Bachelor history. And I kinda liked her and her oversized tatas. Too bad! This is Primetime at its finest people!

Monday night's second episode of The Bachelor was filled with one too many drunken sobs stories, female instigated first kisses, awkward letters, and emotional basketcases. A few of my favorite highlights from the evening include but are not limited to:
  • Jeffrey Osborne serenade on the way to "gorgeous?" Palm Springs
  • Rozyln's crotch shot, curtain shimmy, and disgraceful dismissal
  • Michelle's looney tune antics all night long
  • Vienna's hair, dress, makeup, all of it...I think she's the lezzy
  • The virgin Elizabeth's naked soul letter (My fave!)
And on a more serious note: Go Team Ali!!! I totally agree with Captain Boring when he said "We have natural chemistry and a strong connection. I think she's perfect for me." Best of luck to you both in weeks to come!


Kim said...

Yep... my fav is Ali... She's sweet and perfect for Jake!

theblibbys said...

Love it! The "On the Wings of Love" part was soooo cheesy! I personally think Jake is a big nerd....sure he's got a hot bod, but that can only take you so far! All of your highlights were hilarious! I totally agree: TEAM ALI! No one else has shown me anything yet except her. PS: Was Elizabeth a tease or what??? My friend and I got in an argument about Rozlyn's "oversized tatas"...what do you think....real or fake? hahah

Aubrey said...

Hahaha!!! Emily you crack me up. Rozlyn's tatas were about 1,000 cc's too fake!

Bracken and Bracken said...

Roz was just too cute for her own good!! Team Ali all the way :)

theblibbys said...


go watch the "someone's pregnant" video. ARE YOU KIDDING!!!!!????

Brittany Stiles said...

Aubrey this post was so funny! I don't normally watch The Bachelor but I caught this episode and it's safe to say that I'm hooked for the rest of the season. I look forward to your future commentary!

Lisalu said...

I love Ali too but listen, she cried when tata got kicked off. WHAT? why? that dumbfounds me. A normal person would say, "oh that sucks bye!" But every girl this season cries incessantly over everything. I wish Ali didn't cry about another girl getting kicked off and that it might hurt him. that was just weird. right?