This show really is just one big tease! I must confess I'm quite disappointed with the content of Monday night's Episode 3 of The Bachelor. I've been preparing all week for the big "Pregnancy Surprise" from Tenley and it's evident that the producers edited this scene out of her emotional confession to hide their dirty tracks. Check THIS video out. Straight from abc.com folks! Notice Jake's red flannel shirt, Tenley's sequin top, and the rooftop setting! So the what the heck? I think it was all one BIG FAT SCAM by the editing team to pump up ratings. So how'd they do it? My guess: Tenley tried to punk Jake before her emotional meltdown with a "baby bomb." Two seconds after, she proclaims "Kidding!" Just a theory. I could be wrong and she could totally be preggers. I actually might drop by the Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising in Huntington Beach tomorrow and find out for myself. Turns out she works in the Admissions Office. Don't ask me how I know these things people, I just do.
On another note, how about that little tease, Elizabeth. I am seriously so disappointed in her. What a waste of a pretty face. I think she got what she deserved in the end though. No kiss, and a long ride to the airport to think about her bad behavior. Maybe next time she'll think twice before reading aloud her "naked" letters and awkward forehead makeouts.And as for you, Miss Michelle. My gosh! Do women like you really exist? I mean, really, WOW girlfriend! If you're not a paid actor, hired by ABC to boost ratings (which I pray you are), I recommend you sell that horrible coconut joke of yours and use the money to buy a straight jacket and admit yourself to the nearest insane asylum!
There's so much more I could comment on right now but I'll just leave you with this: Vienna the polish sausage needs to cool it with the 'coon eyes, Mother Ella is sweet as can be but not the one for Jake, Kathryn (the Carrie Underwood look-a-like) is beginning to grow on me, and I hope team Ali goes all the way!!!
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okay i was SO confused about the prego thing too... and i tried to click on your link but abc had deleted it so... i did a little youtube investigating and found this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfOsl4r5fg0
apparently it was a joke. lame!
and okay, am i the only one who's kind of confused why all the girls HATE vienna so much? she was being a little over the top about talking about her date but i feel like i'm missing something? anyway, love your commentary, i always look forward to it the day after! :)
This show is CRAZY!!! I hope you never, ever, want to go on this SHOW! These girls are just unreal...You would be so out of place on this horrible comedy club of a show!
My favorite scene of the night was the kiss between Michelle and Jake!
I was dying at his facial expressions the whole time!!!
Ali and Ella are the only 2 that are remotely "normal" - if that term can even be applied to these girls! I think I love Ali because she doesn't take Vienna's crap (and when that girl opens her mouth, that's all that falls out!) I would love to meet Vienna because I think I would like to slap her! Then again, maybe I should stay far, far away! See you next week! :]
Didn't you think that Ali was digging for drama a little too much? She was the ringleader, and those girls ate it up. She needs to take a lesson from Tenley and sit back and be quiet for a moment.
Totally agree about everything else. I noticed that maybe one thing that makes Vienna's face so awkward is that when she smiles you can see like 75 teeth. And don't get me STARTED on the eyes.
Team Gia?????
I have a major love-hate relationship with this show!! I am so glad Tenley is not prego because she is too cute. Ali was kinda sassy last night and I don't know how I feel about that, but I still like her and Jake together the best. This show is so crazy, can't wait til next week!!
I love your updates. I too was so bumbed about the pregnancy flop. My Dad was even asking from the other room, " Has it happened yet?"
Thank goodness Michelle is gone!! AMen!
I am so team Tenley it's not even funny. Love her! They even kind of look alike.
Uggghhh Vienna I keep wanting to grab a Ponds facial wipe and rub off your black mascare eyes. yuck!
LOL... I love your commentary -- okay, I don't just love it, I feel like I HAVE to check your blog to read it. I'm addicted! You are always so spot on!
I'm right with you on Michelle being a paid actress --- she has to be, right? I mean, how would they allow someone so emotionally unstable on the show? If not, the poor girl needs some serious help.
I can't even get into this season. I'm so bummed. Just a bunch of loons, I'm thinking.
I have to disagree on the Ali love, though. I liked her at first {like, she was my #1 pick}, but lately I feel like she's WAY too confrontational with everyone. For someone who doesn't like the 'drama', she sure seems to put herself in the middle of it. I'm still on the fence, but she's losing ground quickly.
I don't see the connection with Vienna {seriously, that's her name?}, but I'm calling it right now...she'll go far.
Keep the updates coming! I've slacked on mine and rely on yours for a good recap. :)
Thank you for this post! I agree with Ash, I thought Ali was digging for drama or at least they made her out to look that way! But she's still my pick for Jake!
I'm excited to read your thoughts about next weeks episode! :)
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