Tuesday, November 24, 2009

{ The Story of the Tuesday Tools }

Once upon a Tuesday night there were 2 tools stopped at a red light. Both tools looked to their left to see a lonely girl on her way home from a long day at work. Like most tools, they desired to show off their raging level of testosterone and impress the girl with their stallions of steel.

Tool #1 looked over at tool #2 as he revved his outdated '92 BMW 3 Series engine and brushed the man-bangs from his brow. Tool #2 responded to tool #1's egotistical challenge with a much louder rev of his '98 Porsche Boxster engine and flipped the collar of his white Alligator polo. Meanwhile, the girl to the left in the shiny C230 pretended to ignore them both.

When the light turned green, the tools shifted into gear and took off racing down the coast. Their haughty confidence egged them on as they sped along the dark stretch of highway. Then, like a fury of fire, the girl in the C230 came out of nowhere, leaving the tools choking on her cloud of dust. And the girl on the left, who was obviously very "right" about the tools, drove the rest of the way home happily ever after. The End.

4 comments:

Kim said...

Please tell me you didn't get a ticket!?

Aubrey said...

Mother, of course not! Tickets are for tools. :)

meeshw said...

hahahaha...

Bracken and Bracken said...

You go girl :)