What an entertaining evening! First of all, it was a real treat to watch last night's episode at my parent's house with my overzealous Mom (runs in the family) and to have my sisters in town to watch with us. Together we cozied up on the couch and invited some girlfriends over to join us for what I think was the best episode of The Bachelorette yet. There was love, laughter, and one big fat loser! Soooo glad Wes went home! Now let's talk a little about what's been on my mind since last night's escapade in the incredibly beautiful country of Spain.
KIPTYN: Maybe Jill and Kiptyn really are a match! The are both totally uncoordinated! Jillian certainly can't dance and Kiptyn definitely can't drive a scooter! I was reading on Jillian's blog today and laughed-out-loud when I read that Kiptyn crashed the scooter SIX times throughout the night. My roommate Allie could drive that thing better than you! The rest of the date was good, but still awkward as usual. Jill seems to try and kiss him way more than she should, but can you blame her? I'm so glad she decided to forgo the fantasy suite with Kiptyn, and all the other guys for that matter. I always knew she was a classy lady!
REID: This man stole my heart once again. And so did the beautiful town of Sevilla. Wow! What an incredible place to fall in love. I'm quite convinced that if I were in Jillian's shoes, my decision would be a no brainer. Reid is charming, funny, and romantic too! Did anyone else melt when he declared "Ella tiene mi corazon!" Oh man, melt me why don't you! Oh, and I have to make mention of Jill's cute clothes and that gorgeous blue tablecloth at dinner. I know, I'm such a dork, but I noticed!
ED: I don't remember much from Ed and Jill's date other than what she was wearing. Is that weird? I remember she was wearing a cute pair of shorts and a white button down that were mysteriously wet in the beginning scene and then later explained when we saw her and Ed in a random fountain, making out like teenagers. I remember that at dinner she was wearing a cute black pencil skirt and a white tank with a tacky black bra that kept popping out of her shirt. (So glad Dirt-bag Dave wasn't around!) But what I remember most was that incredible diamond bracelet she was wearing. WOW! Dear future husband, I hope you'll buy me one of those someday. Love, your bachelorette.
WES: "That bird has no foot." Excuse me? What? Wess, you are WACKED! Good bye and good riddens you dirty piece of trash. I couldn't have agreed with Jill more when she said "I feel more sorry for him than I do for me right now." He may have gotten "his name out there" but it's a name smothered in douche! Sorry Mom, but I have strong feelings about this one. What kind of man comes onto a show like this with a girlfriend, lies for weeks about it, says "I think we should" to the fantasy suite invitation, and then later at the rose ceremony declares "If it's not me, you boys know I'll be home having lots of sex." VOMIT IN MY MOUTH! I'm sorry Wes, but the only sex you'll be having is with yourself. There, I said it. Not only are your acting days over, but I'm pretty sure your days are numbered. Watch your back boy!