Guess what kids? It's that time again! Bachelorette season is HERE!!! Did you all LOVE last night's season premiere of The Bachelorette with Miss Jillian "Hot Dog" Harris? I absolutely LOVED it. All my girls and I crashed my parent's house for a special kick-off party for what is sure to be the best season of The Bachelorette yet!
We started things off with some hot dogs and all the toppings in honor of my girl Jill, and then passed out the MENus, complete with all 30 guys names and pictures, in alphabetical order of course. We like to play along and ex out the men as Jillian sends them on their merry little ways. We don't mess around folks!
Okay, let's get to the good stuff. So what to say about last night's episode? There is really so much I want to say about the hot and not so hot men this season, but I want to leave most of the commentating up to you guys on this one. But here's my two cents:
Tanner P, you and your foot fetish can just go home right now. No. Stop. Just go! Kyle, I'm not attracted to you and I realize that Jillian wasn't either, but your personality rocked and I would've kept you. Wess, get over yourself. You're obnoxious and should've left that guitar at home. Juan, what a disappointment. I really thought you had potential, but then you had to go and open your big Argentinian mouth. What a shame! Michael, you may be a total wigger, but I like you. If you don't go all the way, which we all know you won't, give me a call cuz I've got a girlfriend that I'm pretty sure will be he peanut butter to your jelly. You're welcome Tristen. Simon, I'm so sorry Americans are hard of hearing. I for one did NOT need the subtitles. And Josh, I'm sorry Jillian sent you home, but not really. I'll see you on the sands of Newport this summer. I'll be the girl in the water pretending to drown. I might need some mouth to mouth resuscitation. Wink, wink.
Oh, and and all I have to say is: TEAM KIPTYN! That boy's going ALL the way to the altar. Ok, your turn girls. Let's hear it!