Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Bachelorette: Jillian "Hot Dog" Harris

Guess what kids? It's that time again! Bachelorette season is HERE!!! Did you all LOVE last night's season premiere of The Bachelorette with Miss Jillian "Hot Dog" Harris? I absolutely LOVED it. All my girls and I crashed my parent's house for a special kick-off party for what is sure to be the best season of The Bachelorette yet!

We started things off with some hot dogs and all the toppings in honor of my girl Jill, and then passed out the MENus, complete with all 30 guys names and pictures, in alphabetical order of course. We like to play along and ex out the men as Jillian sends them on their merry little ways. We don't mess around folks!

Okay, let's get to the good stuff. So what to say about last night's episode? There is really so much I want to say about the hot and not so hot men this season, but I want to leave most of the commentating up to you guys on this one. But here's my two cents:

Tanner P, you and your foot fetish can just go home right now. No. Stop. Just go! Kyle, I'm not attracted to you and I realize that Jillian wasn't either, but your personality rocked and I would've kept you. Wess, get over yourself. You're obnoxious and should've left that guitar at home. Juan, what a disappointment. I really thought you had potential, but then you had to go and open your big Argentinian mouth. What a shame! Michael, you may be a total wigger, but I like you. If you don't go all the way, which we all know you won't, give me a call cuz I've got a girlfriend that I'm pretty sure will be he peanut butter to your jelly. You're welcome Tristen. Simon, I'm so sorry Americans are hard of hearing. I for one did NOT need the subtitles. And Josh, I'm sorry Jillian sent you home, but not really. I'll see you on the sands of Newport this summer. I'll be the girl in the water pretending to drown. I might need some mouth to mouth resuscitation. Wink, wink.

Oh, and and all I have to say is: TEAM KIPTYN! That boy's going ALL the way to the altar. Ok, your turn girls. Let's hear it!

14 comments:

Chelsea said...

hi. im chelsea. i've got no idea how i found your blog, but im a fan. i like to blog about my own bachelor feelings, and then i read yours and its always so much better.
anyway, i just wanted you to know that i am also on team kiptyn, and that juan seemed good a first, but i think he might be an immature loser!

Bryce & Nicole said...

Wow! All I can say is I love you and wish I could of joined in on the party! Looks like a lot of fun!

Amanda said...

looks way fun! i'm sad i don't get invited to things like that anymore.

Ash and Christian said...

I'm dying. First of all, I'm so sorry that I couldn't come. I sent a peace offering (the Diet Coke I promised). PLEASE invite me to your next party... I promise I'll come.

I just posted my feeling on this season and it was fun to come over here and hear what you have to say about it all. I love your Tuesday morning updates. Can't wait to talk to you more about it.

Kim said...

I think they will keep Tanner P. just for the gross outs and drama! It'll be funny I'm sure! And I was sad that she sent Josh home - but wait he lives in Newport Beach! That's a good thing! I wonder what was wrong with him though? It was fun to hear all the screaming last night! Go Go Go Girls!

theblibbys said...

I like Kiptyn, too!!! I wanna come to your parties. Sounds like so much fun!!!!

Sean said...

Boo for the bachlorette herself. She's totally womens woman. I'm pretty sure all the guys on there except the truck driver are pushing leverage.

Heather said...

So i got to watch last night all the way up until the rose ceremony when my husband walked in and said "are you REALLY watching this?", to which I replied "well, I just want to be able to know who Aubrey's talking about when she blogs about it tomorrow." Then he looked at me like I had 2 heads and changed the channel =/. I don't know who's who yet though, I dont' have one of your handy dandy little lists....but I liked the pilot from Texas...did he stay? And the foot fetish guy gave me the complete creeps - please tell me he's gone! Anyway - maybe I'll have better luck watching next weeks episode =).
Love ya Aubs!

Bracken and Bracken said...

Team Kiptyn all the way!! He was my favorite from the very start. No comment about the loser from AZ though...that guy was a NUT!!!

THE SOTELO FAMILY said...

Team Kiptyn all the way!!!

April said...

Aubs... I must say that you got it spot on. Really the only choice is Kiptyn. The others don't stand a chance.

Mands Glenn said...

I sat on my couch all by myself smiling and acting Giddy all night long and kept thinking about how excited I was going to be the next morning when I would be reading your blog and your thoughts. I love JIll! I feel like she would have been one of my BFF'S. I am all team Kip! Seriously, him and Jill look alike and that is always a good sign. Can't wait for next week. I love Break dancer guy too!

Ash and Christian said...

I can't think of a better way to top FHE than to watch the Bachelorette with all my favorite YA.

By the way...this is Tracy Bruce

elise lauren photography said...

I'm SO SOO SOOO SOO GLAD you mentioned Kiptyn. He is the babe of ALL BABES on this season and will for sure win. I loved his intro, I loved his first meeting with Jill, and I loved that she pulled him outside. He is the COOLEST! Yes!!!!!!!!!!! She made me mad though, not giving him the rose till almost the end!

hope you're having fun in powell!