Wednesday, May 26, 2010

{ THE BACHELORETTE: Season Premiere }

Hi Friends! So sorry for the minor blogging delay. I wish I had some great excuse, but I don't. You see, Tuesday after work I came home to an empty house, ready to blog, but instead went for a run on the beach, did 4 loads of laundry, and watched the Season Finale of Greys. Which, consequently spiraled my mood into an unrequited state of depression! UGH! Why did they do that to me? I started the show in the happiest of moods, so excited to spend 2 hours with my BFFs and before I knew it, I was slumped over in a pool of tears...alone...in the dark.

Emotionally fatigued, I thought it best to just stay put on the couch til the roommies came home. (I never get to watch tv!) So I finished up the night with the season finale of The Biggest Loser (which btw, I just joined 24 other girls in a contest of our own. I've dropped 4 lbs already....Booyah!) and then GLEE...which was uber dumb! Amy agreed. I strongly dislike you Lady Gaga.

But you didn't sign onto my blog to read about all that, you want Bachelorette drama, don't you? So here's what I got...

*Disclaimer: I missed the first 20 minutes due to complications. Or in other words, I'm an idiot and forgot to set the DVR.

- Okay Ali, orange tan? Really? And those extensions? No bueno!

- I like all the Chris'. Cape Cod Chris is darling. I like him. And Chris H. is beautiful. He's gonna be around awhile. I can feel it.

- Jesse is adorable. Don't know much about him yet, but he's a looker for sure. I hope he's in the top 3.

- Craig M. is HOT! I know a lot of you ladies think I'm crazy, but you really need to see things from my perspective! Totally reminds me of McDreamy!!! And hello people, I am OBSESSED with Dr. Shepherd. So...Craig = Dr. Shepherd = Yes please!

- Who doesn't like a little Latin Lovin! Roberto, you are muy guapo. So glad Ali likes you as much as I do.

- Who the HECK tells a girl they just met that their nickname from college was "Shooter." So wrong on so many levels. So glad you went home so you can get some therapy.

- What is up with that one guy's voice? Kasey? OH MY GOSH! While he was yacking my girlfriend blurts out "What the heck is this guy saying? He needs subtitles!" Bahahaha!

- Rated-R for retarded! (Sorry, that was dumb). But honestly, what a DB! Part of me hopes he goes home next episode but then again, part of me wouldn't mind another couple weeks to make fun of the idiot!

And that's all I got for now. Until next time...

7 comments:

The J J Glenn Family said...

You watching Grays is my same experience. I was alone on the couch crying my eyes out.

Ali bugged a bit this past episode. I love her and all, but her laugh was so fake and really getting to me. Roberto is hands down my favorite.

Can't wait to read your updates. Hope you still go to my girlfriend Evonnes for her Bachelorette update: www.theballardbunch.blogspot.com

Bracken and Bracken said...

I only liked one, Roberto :) But you know what I liked even less than the selection of men, the girl!! Geez, she was annoying me. I am excited to watch these DBs this season though and can't wait to read your commentary!!

Bracken and Bracken said...

Oh yea, and Grey's was SUPER intense!! I cried almost as hard as I cried when I watched last week's Private Practice :( And congrats on the weight loss skinny mini!! We will miss you this weekend.

Kim said...

OK, I guess it's official and I'm just OLD! I didn't agree with very many of your men that you liked. I REALLY don't like Craig M. - Mean, creepy, and not so cute! And I think Kasey (Voice guy) might have a hearing problem and that's why he talks like that, not too sure though, so be kind...
I think I only kinda liked Jonathan and Ty. But maybe some of the others will start to grow on me. I'm not sure I like this season very much, but it WAS only the first show.

I'm so sorry you had a bad night watching Grey's...SAD! Hope you are feeling better now...

I'm glad you finally posted about the bachelorette - I always love to hear what you have to say...

Evie B. said...

I love your review - so glad to be 'watching' this season again with you. :)

And thanks, Mands, for the shout out! correction on the blog address: www.ballardbunch.blogspot.com

Keep up the good reviews, Aubrey! I love reading your thoughts the next day.

Heather said...

Bahahahaha! I'm throwing in the disclaimer that I used Cape Cod Chris first!!! You're welcome ;) heehee, just kidding....I just don't know how anyone can look at Craig and think anything but DB!!! Uggghhh....dude, get over yourself! Great hair will only get you so far in this world. Alisos going to grind my last nerve really fast though, may have to watch it on mute with subtitles! :) And yes, sister of mine, I do believe that Kasey must have a hearing thing going on. When I first heard him talk I was in the other room & thought "oh cute, they put a deaf guy on there"!
Can't wait till next weeks entry!! :) luv ya Daubrey!

theblibbys said...

haha! Oh how I missed your posts. I DO NOT AGREE WITH YOUR CRAIG M. stuff! haha Dude is a DB! Oh, and I agree with Kim that Kasey might be hearing impaired.... This season is going to be soooo great!