My boss on why Mormon girls should go on lots of dates . . .Boss: You know Aubrey, you're a cheap date.
Me: Excuse me?
Boss: Well, you don't drink.
Me: Thats true. Water with a lemon.
Boss: Most women drink Martini's til the sun comes up.
Me: What's your point?
Boss: You'd think a cheap date like yourself would get more dates.
Me: Gee, thanks!
Boss: I'm just sayin'...if I were one of those boys, I'd be buying you ice waters all night long.
Me: I'm flattered.
Ha, that's great. And so true. (And good call on the lemon, can't do ice water witout it.)
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh i'm still laughing about that one.
ReplyDeletei know, seriously, and we don't get the martini flab! i don't understand how in a world of skinny-obsessive girls, they can slurp that stuff all night. :)
lucky boys that take us out!
LOL!!! So hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like sexual harassment to me!
ReplyDeleteWell you see anonymous...my boss is acutally gay. Thanks though.
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